Glowbeth

Good morning world, I'm making pancakes. Massive amounts of pancakes.
I'm also drinking Mountain Dew.
It looks radioactive. I'm probably glow-in-the-dark-able now.
I'm pretending that I don't actually have to take my medication today.
And having a conversation with a rather large doggy trying to climb in my lap, it's mostly going like this,
ME: Meow
JACK: Rowrowrowl
ME: Woowooowooo
JACK: Yip yap... Arf!

There now, aren't you glad I shared?