Look what I made yesterday...oh I feel clever.
After making it, I sat in McDonalds and ate a cheeseburger,
while Fran sat across from me finishing "Fuck the Patriarchy".
It's pink and purple and awesome. I think she should give it to me.
Also a Slight Incident took place...went something like this..
"Wow, this vending machine has condoms and perfume"
"I think it's been there since the 80's...probably"
"Mmmhmm, so, if you wanted to, you could have safe sex...um, in the school toilets.. and smell nice"
"Handy ..'Our version of a sophisticated ladies perfume' "
"Think the machine still works?"
"I don't know...it's $2..."
"I have $2!"
Update from Fran:
She's had two showers, and still smells like a hooker who's been fermenting since the 80's.
I also went late night grocerying, blew bubbles at cars and spilt glitter all over my carpet.
Best Tuesday ever.
In other news, my boy-flatmates are right at this moment, watching Hannah Montana. Again.